The Millennium New Year

Jerry: Oh, by the way, Newman, I’m just curious, when you booked the hotel, did you book it for the millennium new year?

Newman: As a matter of fact, I did.

Jerry: Oh, well, that’s interesting, because, since everyone knows that there’s no year zero, the millennium doesn’t really begin until 2001, which would make your party one year late, and thus, quite lame.