The Millennium New Year
Jerry: Oh, by the way, Newman, I’m just curious, when you booked the hotel, did you book it for the millennium new year?
Newman: As a matter of fact, I did.
Jerry: Oh, well, that’s interesting, because, since everyone knows that there’s no year zero, the millennium doesn’t really begin until 2001, which would make your party one year late, and thus, quite lame.
The person who doesn’t scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up.