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A Quick Chat With Kramer

Jerry: Ah, you’re crazy.

Cosmo Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?

Jerry: It’s impossible.

Cosmo Kramer: Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?

Jerry: It can’t be.

Cosmo Kramer: Can’t it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?

Jerry: All right, that’s enough. 

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Dec 2011
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The Millennium New Year

Jerry: Oh, by the way, Newman, I’m just curious, when you booked the hotel, did you book it for the millennium new year?

Newman: As a matter of fact, I did.

Jerry: Oh, well, that’s interesting, because, since everyone knows that there’s no year zero, the millennium doesn’t really begin until 2001, which would make your party one year late, and thus, quite lame.

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